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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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Ha ha ha!
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Why do you do this?
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You are so stupid!
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Stupid! Stupid!
Stupid!
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Oh, and let's
not forget--
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you're so stupid!
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Ow!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, just because
I know how to have fun,
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doesn't mean I'm stupid.
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I may not know
all that scientifical, mathemological stuff,
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but I know how
to climb a tree,
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and I know how
to pet a kitty just right,
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and I know how
to tie my own shoes,
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Mr. Zipper-boot!
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Actually, I feel sorry
for you, Dexter.
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You're like a pickle--
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sour and all bottled up
in your laboratory.
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Toil away
alone in the dark,
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searching for answers
to questions nobody asked,
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locked away
from the world,
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never to explore
the true mysteries of life.
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Well, you can keep
your cold, sterile little lab.
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As for me,
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theworld
is my laboratory.
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Good-bye, Dexter.
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I shan't impose on you
ever again.
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Dee Dee!
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Everything you said
was true.
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I don't want to be
a pickle,
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but I need
your help.
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Show me the way
to be free.
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Show me the way
of the Dee Dee.
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All right.
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Meet me downstairs
in 10 minutes.
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Uh, where exactly
were we supposed to meet?
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Dee Dee: Dexter?
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Dee Dee?
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Yes, my brother.
I am here.
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Are you ready
to start a journey of enlightenment?
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Uh, yes.
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Good.
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Discard those wrappings
which tie you to the lab.
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There must be
a stripping of the old
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before you start anew.
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And
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now step
into the light.
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But I don't have
any sunscreen.
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Do not fear,
little one.
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The first step
is always the hardest.
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[Thinking]
Yes.
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I must cross
the burning sands to reach truth.
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Dexter,
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my heart
swells with joy
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seeing you here
in the yard.
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I'm very proud
of you.
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Come. Let's begin.
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Look here, Dexter.
What do you see?
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I see aranunculus,
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a buttercup possessing
7 stamens, a stigma,
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5 petals, 5 sepals--
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yes, yes, dear.
I know you can examine it,
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but can yousee
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can yousmell
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can youfeel
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♪ can you sing with all
the colors of the rain? ♪
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Ahh. Let's move on.
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We'll try something
a little different--
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an animal pantomime.
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What?
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Yeah.
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You know, act like
your favorite animal.
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I'm a bird! I'm a bird!
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I'm a snake. I'm a snake.
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It's fun.
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Try it.
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I don't do that
animal stuff, sister.
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I'm a straight-up
homo sapien.
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You can do this--
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just try to...
Visualize.
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Oh, very well.
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Visualize.
Visualize.
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South Dakota,
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140 million
years ago,
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the plains are
ruled by a herd of great beasts--
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the mighty
triceratops,
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truly
a formidable foe,
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but his
armored hide, massive size,
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and terrible horns
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all belie
his true nature.
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For upon
closer study
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of his flat,
grinding teeth,
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it is clear he is...
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A herbivore,
a gentle plant-eater.
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That was very good,
Dexter.
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A little textbook,
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but we're definitely
making progress.
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Along with mental
exercise,
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one must balance it
with physical exercise.
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It's all
about the balance.
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As one climbs
for new heights,
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one may reach
the end of his rope,
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but upon
achieving a balance between both halves,
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the 2 turn round
upon themselves,
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creating a wheel,
spinning themselves
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higher and higher
and higher.
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[Crash]
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Are you sure
you're ready, Dexter?
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This is the final
and most important exercise of all.
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Heck, yeah.
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I'm a triceratops
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balanced on
a buttercup
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with spinning
wheels, baby.
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Let's do this.
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Ok. This is all about
self-expression.
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Let it flow through
your mind and body.
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Just let it loose.
Break out.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I've seen you do it
a million times.
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Just hit the music.
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[Classical music
playing]
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Ha ha ha!
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Hmm. Expressive.
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Ooh! Ah ah ah!
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Ah ah ah ah!
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Daring.
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Ha ha ha!
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Reckless.
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Ah! Ha ha ha!
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Aah!
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Scary.
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Ha ha ha!
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Dexter, stop!
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Ha ha ha!
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Stop it, Dexter!
Look at yourself!
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You're a monster!
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No longer
the quiet creator, but a mad destroyer.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I shouldn't have
pushed you.
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I know now
it wasn't my place to try to change you.
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Oh, Dexter...
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Please forgive me.
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Oh, what have I done?
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[Sobbing]
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Announcer:
The justice friends--
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3 of earth's
mightiest heroes
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joining forces
under one roof
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to face the challenge
of everyday life.
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Starring major glory,
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valhallen,
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and the infragible krunk
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in...
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Justice friends,
assemble!
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Justice friends,
assemble!
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Justice friends,
assemble! Assemble! Assemble!
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No need to scream,
major glory.
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We're right here.
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You block TV.
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No more TV until we
finish practicing.
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Practicing what?
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Your superhero
entrances.
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You two have
been very lazy as of late.
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Now, when I yell,
"justice friends, assemble,"
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you enter
dramatically,
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like this.
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Justice friends,
assemble!
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Major glory!
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See?
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[Snoring]
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[Burp]
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It is imperative
that you two are in tiptop shape.
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For what?
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We are
about to face
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the greatest
challenge ever put before us.
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My uncle is
coming to visit on Saturday.
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So? Why art thou
so tense?
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You don't
understand.
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Uncle Sam
won't tolerate imperfection.
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It all started
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when I was but
a wee minor glory
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and my dear
uncle Sam took me under his wing.
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I want you
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to be the greatest
American hero that ever lived!
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Yes, uncle Sam.
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Now give me 500 laps
around the world
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and don't forget
to salute.
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Yes, sir.
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[Panting]
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Mission
accomplished, sir.
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Pledge of allegiance.
Go!
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I pledge allegiance
to the flag
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of the United States
of america.
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Again!
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I pledge allegiance
to the flag...
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Of the United States
of america.
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Ahh. Those were
the days.
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In any case,
uncle Sam demands perfection,
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and I'll see to it
that he gets it.
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Now, entrances!
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Justice friends,
assemble!
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It's going to be
a long week.
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Now then,
uncle Sam demands good etiquette,
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so when drinking
coffee...
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[Slurp]
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Always keep your
pinkie extended.
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Valhallen?
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[Slurp]
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Excellent.
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Ha ha ha!
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How about you,
krunk?
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Come on.
Extend the pinkie.
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Oh...
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Come on, man.
Extend the pinkie. Extend the pinkie!
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Major glory: Uncle Sam
is a stickler for good posture.
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Balancing books on one's head
is great practice.
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Just keep your back
straight, krunk.
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We'll straighten
you out yet.
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Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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Now I want this
place spotless
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for uncle Sam.
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He's a bit
of a neat freak.
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Must run in the family.
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Let the cleaning
commence!
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[Playing
hard-rock music]
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[Squeak squeak]
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Oh...
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Goodness, how I love
the sound of clean.
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Ooh, room messy.
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Krunk clean.
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Did you hear
something, dear?
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Probably just
them crazy kids upstairs again.
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Major glory: Now then,
how about your costumes?
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Valhallen,
your hair is too long,
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and this outfit
is in shreds,
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and, krunk, you show
far too much flesh.
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Uncle Sam will
never accept this.
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I am so embarrassed.
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What will he accept?
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Funny you should ask...
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Ah, yes.
Just look at you two.
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The very epitome
of the American dream.
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Valhallen--a well-groomed
all-American sports hero,
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and krunk--a stunning
symbol of successful American business.
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Uncle Sam
will be so pleased.
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You want
krunk smash?
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Wait till his
uncle leaves.
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Ok.
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[Tick]
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Uncle Sam should
be here any minute.
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Justice friends,
assemble!
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Viking god of rock
and future baseball hall of famer--
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valhallen!
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I think I got
a raspberry.
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The world's
mightiest mortal
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and c.E.O.
Of his own amalgamated stock-investment firm--
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infragible krunk!
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Have reports
on krunk's desk by 9:00 tomorrow,
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or krunk smash!
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Let's do lunch.
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No, no, no!
A thousand times no!
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Valhallen,
you were supposed to slide headfirst,
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and, krunk,
that tie does not go with that shirt.
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Now, we are going to
go over it again
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and again and again
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until we get it right!
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¿Comprende?
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Is there a problem?
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Perhaps I've pushed
you too hard.
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00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:16,230
Uh!
271
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,230
[Doorbell rings]
272
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,467
Egad!
Uncle Sam is here!
273
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:29,310
What am I going to do?
The place is a shambles.
274
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,450
I can't face him.
275
00:13:30,484 --> 00:13:33,564
Valhallen,
you answer the door.
276
00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,487
Gasp.
277
00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:37,464
[Gasp] [Gasp]
278
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,307
Major glory:
Uncle Sam!
279
00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:41,534
What's happened
to you?
280
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,367
Doctor's orders,
nephew.
281
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,460
Told me I was
too high-strung.
282
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,500
Told me to loosen up,
283
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:49,634
and I feel great.
284
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:54,367
Hey, I love
a lived-in pad, man.
285
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,680
These your roommates?
286
00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:57,584
Give me 5, dudes.
287
00:13:57,617 --> 00:13:59,407
All right!
288
00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:00,614
5!
289
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,480
Ahh.
290
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,517
That's the spirit,
nephew.
291
00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:07,450
You just
got to chill.
292
00:14:22,717 --> 00:14:24,507
Ahh...
293
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:28,454
Time now
for a nice sit.
294
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:35,517
Hey! What do I
look like, a chair?
295
00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:39,230
Nope.
"I" looks like this.
296
00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:54,684
TV: Now back
tofield scientist.
297
00:14:54,717 --> 00:14:57,717
This rare and primitive tribe
of monkey-people
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00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,610
exhibit amazingly
humanlike behavior.
299
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,410
This is
first-grade stuff.
300
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,680
Hi! Hi! Hi!
301
00:15:04,717 --> 00:15:06,257
You look so good.
302
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,684
Girl, you look the best.
Look at you.
303
00:15:07,717 --> 00:15:09,657
All: Slumber party!
Slumber party!
304
00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:11,664
Slumber party!
Slumber party!
305
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,450
Slumber party...
306
00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:15,514
[Chattering]
307
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:17,337
Oh, my gosh!
308
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:21,357
Computer, access
all available data on "girl."
309
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:24,484
Computer: Complete file
displayed for "girl."
310
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:25,587
That's all? Huh.
311
00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:28,517
I know
so very little about this "girl."
312
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:31,580
Therefore
humankind must know next to nothing.
313
00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:33,467
It is up to me,
then.
314
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:38,250
I must observe them
in their natural element...
315
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:41,304
But they must not
know I am near.
316
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:45,304
I will need
an ingenious camouflage.
317
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:52,417
Yo! This group
looks dope, mee mee.
318
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,230
[Rap music playing]
319
00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:59,434
It's a bad beat
that I can bug out to.
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00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,407
Dexter's log,
field supplement.
321
00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:03,614
I am here deep
in the heart of the bowels
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00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,550
of a primitive
and dangerous tribe of "girl."
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00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:07,684
It has been said
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00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,367
that they sometimes
exhibit humanlike behavior.
325
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,250
Lee Lee, girl,
you can't have that spot every time.
326
00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:15,264
No savies.
327
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,510
I touch it. Tap tap.
No erasies.
328
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:20,400
Snap snap snap.
No tap tap.
329
00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:21,664
Erasy snap snap.
330
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,600
Dexter: Why, I can
see them right now
331
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,304
jockeying for their
territorial rights.
332
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:26,714
Incredible.
333
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,300
Snap snap!
334
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,554
There's not even a snap
anywhere in this game.
335
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:33,454
It's tap tap,
no erasies, and--
336
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:35,304
wait! I've got it!
337
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:36,714
Darbie sleeps
in glamour town,
338
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,280
the Berry-patch sweeties
should grow in the shade
339
00:16:40,317 --> 00:16:41,457
of baby-animal mountain,
340
00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:43,334
and the "my little
unicorn" bag
341
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:48,417
should bask below
the glow-in-the-dark unicorn poster.
342
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,607
Ahh.
343
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,664
Unicorn sandwich.
344
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,660
Dee Dee:
A unicorn sundae!
345
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,560
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
346
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,710
Can't have a sundae
without...
347
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,300
Marshmallows!
348
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,654
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
349
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:08,414
Oh, but of course
this leads
350
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,310
to violent
power struggles.
351
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,410
Oh, these poor
savage creatures.
352
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:13,530
Huh?
353
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,407
Wow! And look how
they reestablish their unity
354
00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:19,304
by worshipping their
magical teen idols.
355
00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,564
Oh, darling,
you smell divine.
356
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,300
May I?
357
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,354
Why, be my guest,
love.
358
00:17:25,384 --> 00:17:28,264
Don't mind
if I do.
359
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:35,550
Ooh, Lee Lee,
you're going to smell beautiful.
360
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:38,334
Mm-hmm.
361
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,467
[Coughing]
362
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,380
[Gagging]
363
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:46,384
Oh, no!
364
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,487
Oh, my gosh! They
have spotted me!
365
00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:52,657
Mayday! Mayday!
I'm being attacked!
366
00:17:54,434 --> 00:17:56,354
Oh, please
don't let them hurt me.
367
00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:58,514
I'll always clean my room,
and I'll--
368
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:01,250
and I'll--I'll--
369
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,287
interesting outfit.
370
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,717
Dee, your bro
is weird.
371
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,630
Oh, no. He just has
special needs.
372
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,437
Why don't they attack?
Can they sense my fear?
373
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,317
What are they doing?
374
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,300
Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
375
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,304
Come on. Come on.
376
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:25,434
It's ok.
Come on out.
377
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:26,637
Come on out.
378
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,507
That's it.
We won't hurt you.
379
00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:31,434
Come on. Come on.
380
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:34,617
Aw. How cute.
381
00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:37,434
[Thinking]
They appear to be making me
382
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,667
some sort
of peace offering.
383
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,400
It is best
I don't offend them.
384
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,500
Ugh! Ugh!
385
00:18:51,534 --> 00:18:52,504
I know.
386
00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:54,314
Your brother's
so smart,
387
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,280
let's give him
a test.
388
00:18:56,317 --> 00:18:57,387
What?
389
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,317
You know,
390
00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,500
eleventeen
magazine's
391
00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:01,354
perfect guy
quiz.
392
00:19:01,384 --> 00:19:02,604
Yeah!
393
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,250
Ok, Dex. Question one.
394
00:19:05,284 --> 00:19:06,534
What's your sign?
395
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,337
[Thinking]
Are they trying
396
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,507
to teach me
their culture?
397
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:12,614
Your sign, Dexter?
398
00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:18,257
Uh, what's he doing?
399
00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:19,384
I don't know.
400
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,507
Second question.
401
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,604
What's your
favorite animal?
402
00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:24,654
[Thinking]
Ah. A trick question.
403
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:26,684
I had better
appease them.
404
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:28,617
[Out loud]
Uh, "girl."
405
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,280
[Gasp]
[Gasp] [Gasp]
406
00:19:30,317 --> 00:19:32,357
All: Dexter
likes girls!
407
00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:33,704
Dexter likes girls!
408
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:35,654
Na na na
na na na!
409
00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,534
Dexter
and some girls
410
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,317
sitting in a tree,
411
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,660
k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
412
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,310
[Thinking]
The tribe is hysterical.
413
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,610
They seem to be
chanting in some native tongue.
414
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:49,280
Hey, if Dexter's going
to have a girlfriend,
415
00:19:49,317 --> 00:19:52,617
then we'd better
give him a...
416
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,430
Makeover!
Makeover! Makeover!
417
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:58,337
Ok. First of all,
the beatnik look is out.
418
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,587
Let's try something
a little fresher.
419
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,387
Nah! Nah!
420
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,657
Nope.
421
00:20:03,684 --> 00:20:04,684
Oh, no.
422
00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:08,567
Well, this will just
have to do for now.
423
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,700
Ok. First we do
your nails.
424
00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:12,334
[Thinking]
Ahh.
425
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:15,517
I guess I was
all wrong about these simpletons.
426
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,630
They are humbled
by my superior development.
427
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:22,437
Why, they are
bowing at my feet.
428
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,407
Ew! Ew!
429
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:29,504
Dee Dee: Ok.
Now your makeup.
430
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:37,550
Well, I think
that's the best we can do here.
431
00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:40,604
[Out loud]
Ahh.
432
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:42,634
This is the life.
433
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,607
[Thinking]
What pampering.
434
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:45,614
Huh?
435
00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,560
[Out loud]
What is this? War paint!
436
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,660
What is
going on here?
437
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,480
Dexter,
look how pretty you are,
438
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,487
except for that
old hairdo,
439
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:56,557
and if you don't
look good...
440
00:20:56,584 --> 00:20:58,434
All: We don't look good.
441
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:02,237
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
442
00:21:05,684 --> 00:21:08,564
[Thinking]
I've become a human sacrifice!
443
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,350
[Out loud]
No!
444
00:21:13,267 --> 00:21:16,357
I'm sorry, Dee,
but your bro is weird.
445
00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:18,684
I don't know. I think
he's kind of cute.
446
00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:21,357
Dee Dee and mee mee:
Lee Lee and Dexter
447
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:22,514
sitting in a tree,
448
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,460
k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
449
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,500
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here impossible
things may happen
453
00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:41,634
that the world's
never seen before.
454
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:45,507
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
455
00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:47,454
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
456
00:21:47,484 --> 00:21:49,234
♪ you've ever seen
457
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:52,357
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
458
00:21:52,384 --> 00:21:54,584
♪ to smithereens
459
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,237
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
460
00:21:57,267 --> 00:21:59,387
♪ while things
go boom ♪
461
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:03,717
♪ in Dexter's lab
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